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Sunday, September 18, 2011

The Lists - Chapter Four



Content advisory: coarse language, oral sex, m/f sex

Recap: In Chapter Three, Crispin recieves an unexpected visitor, or two.


Crispin

The events of earlier that morning plagued Crispin as he walked to work. When Cris had returned home from his shift, Randy waited outside his apartment door and the cocky smirk on his face indicated trouble.

“So, you and Rissa, huh?”

Crispin refused to answer, unlocked the door and invited his buddy in for a beer. There wasn’t a male in the North Pole who didn’t lust after Rissa Claus. Lucky for Cris, she didn’t want anyone else but him—for the moment, anyway.

He’d explained the events of the past few days and waited for Randy to laugh, clap him on the shoulder in congratulations… something. Instead, the big guy leaned back against the counter, took a swig of his beer and studied him.

 “So what they claimed you did was true?” he asked.

Cris nodded, took a deep breath and replied, “Yeah. I couldn’t resist. Dude, she’s a dead ringer for Rissa. Seriously, would you be able to say no to that?”

Randy laughed and shook his head. “Nope. The chance to screw Chris Claus’ daughter without the consequences attached? I’d tap it in a heartbeat.”

The ensuing silence stretched out until Randy spoke the words Crispin dreaded most.

“I want to see this Anna for myself. You’ve gotta let me come by tonight and show me.”

Despite Cris’ many objections and jaw cracking yawns, Randy wouldn’t take no for an answer. Crispin finally gave in after half an hour of back and forth. He needed to get his ass to bed and Randy would argue him into the ground if he didn’t give him what he wanted.

The Offices of Naughty and Nice were a quiet place during the day as Crispin learned when he strolled in. He smiled, said hello to a few of his coworkers on the way to his desk.

A coil of dread wriggled in the pit of his stomach as he sat queuing up the list of people he needed to review later. His best buddy was the impulsive type, even more than Cris, and nothing good could come of Randy’s visit to the office.

He’d just finished keying in the last sequence when someone leaned their hip against his desk. Cris glanced at the khaki covered offender and allowed his gaze to travel up a slightly rounded midsection to Gregory’s pudgy face. Muddy brown eyes blinked at Crispin from behind thick, black frames.

“Greg,” he addressed the day shifter.

“Crispin,” Gregory replied in his nasal voice. “I just wanted to stop by for a minute to let you know the cleaning staff found a—soiled—garment of yours in the trash bin this morning.”

Cris flinched internally but kept his cool; if Greg caught even a whiff of fear, Cris’ goose was cooked. The big tattle tale would be off and whispering in Santa’s ear before Crispin could say boo to stop him.

“Yeah, sorry about that.” Cris turned off his main monitor and swivelled to face Gregory. “I spilled some alfredo sauce when I was eating. Meant to take the shirt home and wash it but, guess I forgot.”

Gregory studied him intently for a moment, clearly assessing the validity of Cris’ statement. Crispin did his best to give the other elf nothing but a blank face. The sooner he got rid of the chubby supervisor, the better.

“I thought you were allergic to dairy,” Greg asked, suspicious.

Shit. Think fast, think fast.

“I found a dairy free recipe. It’s amazingly creamy,” Cris replied. “A little on the salty side. I’ll have to remember to adjust it next time.”

Smirking, he sat back in his chair and silently praised himself for the quick comeback.

Eyes narrowed to barely discernible slits, Greg glared at him. Crispin blinked and gave him the most innocent smile in his arsenal.

“Right, well,” Greg sniffed and pushed off the desk. “The cleaners dropped off your shirt a little while ago. It’s on the bunk in the staff room.”

Crispin nodded, turned back to his console and pushed a button.

“Great. Thanks,” he said. “Was there something else you needed?”

Feigning nonchalance, Cris waited until Gregory walked away before allowing the laughter he’d been holding back to surface. His shoulders shook as chuckle after chuckle rolled from his lips.


By nine o’clock, the last of the day shift elves had left the office and Crispin waited for Randy’s arrival. He’d set everything up, including diverting the feed from his computer to the large screen used for monitoring Santa’s progress on his Christmas run. The damn thing took up an entire wall of the office space and would make it as though Anna were in the room with them.

Occupied with the sound system wiring under his desk, he didn’t notice the dual set of footsteps at first. Not until sexy black stilettos and a pair of Ekin cross-trainers stepped into sight.

“What the hell, Randy?” Cris began. “I said you could come by. I didn’t say bring…”

His voice froze as the owner of the stilettos crouched to glance at him under the desk.

“Hey, handsome,” Rissa said. “I was on my way in to visit you when Randy showed up on the doorstep with the same purpose. What have you boys got planned for tonight?”

Momentarily stunned, Crispin could do nothing but blink at her. He swallowed convulsively and opened his mouth to speak.

“We’re just going to watch a movie together.” Randy beat him to the punch.

Rissa cocked a well groomed brow at him before looking back at Crispin.

“Really?” she asked. “What kind of movie? The kind you showed me last night, Cris?”

Shit. Damn. Fuck.

Wait…

Her words from the previous night floated through his mind. I think that might be doable. Could he? Did he dare?

“It is,” he replied with a grin. “Care to join Randy and me for a viewing of ‘The Anna Show’?”

A wicked smile spread slowly over her plump, glossed lips. Rissa turned her knees toward him and spread them just wide enough for him to see she’d come calling without her panties on. Supple skin, smooth and pink, glistened with moisture at the juncture of her thighs. Thank you, Gods.

“I’d love to,” she said. “Now, come out of there and give me a proper hello. I think we’ve got a few more things to do before the show starts.”

Crispin grinned, and crawled out from under the desk. He dusted off the knees of his dark blue jeans and stepped closer to Rissa. Sliding his arms around her waist, he glanced down to admire the ample cleavage on display. A good portion of her blouse lay open to the button even with the points of her nipples. A fine line existed between sexy and slutty; one button made all the difference. He and Randy liked to call it the slut button. With Rissa, the line was a mile wide and she was firmly planted on the sexy side.

Lowering his mouth to hers, Crispin nipped at Rissa’s lips. She gave his ass a demanding squeeze and he chuckled before pressing his mouth to hers in a slow, panty-wetting kiss.

Rissa’s soft moan and Randy’s cough pulled Cris back to the present. He backed off the kiss and smirked at the glazed look in Rissa’s eyes. Yeah, that was the look he liked to see on a woman—soft, sexy, and focused entirely on him.

The cuckoo clock chimed the half-hour mark. Crispin cast a quick glance at the big screen and grinned from ear to ear.

He planted a quick peck on Rissa’s swollen lips and released her. “Don’t move,” he said.

Crispin took several long strides to the wall-sized monitor and, whispering a few verses, flicked his fingertips across the screen. It had taken months to figure out the right combination of words and he’d been waiting for the right time to use the spell. A shimmer of magic floated across the surface of the LCD screen and two startled gasps sounded behind him. Crispin turned to see Rissa and Randy gaping at him.

“What did you do?” she asked.

Randy grinned widely, “You figured it out?”

Pleased with himself, Cris nodded at his friend. He moved back to Rissa’s side and slid his arms back around her waist.

“I thought you might like to participate in ‘The Anna Show’ instead of watching,” he said.

Her eyes widened and the accompanying smile was just as big. “You mean we can…”

“Walk through the screen and into her room,” he filled in for her. “Provided she’s up for it.” He glanced at Randy, all six-feet-four-inches of blond hair, blue eyed, surfer dude. “I doubt she’ll say no; especially not when we’re offering her the sun god over here.”

Chest puffed out to display his muscular pectorals, Randy winked at them. “I’ve never had a woman say no before. Well,” he grinned at Rissa, “Except for you.”

 She returned his smile, her gaze never leaving Cris’. “You’re not my type. I like my men tall, dark, handsome, and rebellious. Right, baby?”

“Um, sure,” Cris replied. When had they gone from a quick lay in the control room to calling each other pet names?  He looked into the chocolate depths of her eyes and caught a flicker of something there as she stared back at him. Was that? Oh, fuck…

 “Cris?” she prompted.

He sighed and shook it off. Maybe he’d been wrong about the look and it was simply desire she’d been broadcasting. Lust. Right.

“Buddy,” Randy nudged him. “Where’d you go?”

Blinking, Crispin looked at his friend and then his lover. He shook his head to clear the cobwebs and gave them an apologetic smile.

“Zoned out. Sorry.”

Randy cocked an eyebrow at him. Lucky for Cris, his friend knew better than to press the issue in front of Rissa.

The cuckoo-clock chimed and, with its strident chirrups, dissipated the tension. Crispin stole a glance at the ‘Santa-tron’ as the Nice List elves jokingly referred to the immense computer screen. Anna stood at the end of her bed, staring at the spot where the invisible camera focused on her. Body wrapped in a diaphanous, petal pink wrapper, she traced the deep v that barely concealed her breasts and smiled, tempting whoever she thought might be watching.

Rissa disengaged from him and moved to stand in front of the screen. Cris blinked as the two figures merged into one. The women were exactly the same size, shape and proportion.

“Hot damn,” Randy exhaled beside him.

Cris glanced at his friend, and then back at the women. The way Randy’s eyes were devouring Anna made Crispin thankful his friend knew Rissa was off limits.

Smirking, Cris nudged Randy. He tilted his chin toward Anna.

“I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you like what you see?”

Randy rubbed his fingers over his lips. “Like? I think I’m in love.”

Crispin chuckled and stepped up to the monitor beside Rissa. “Seems like everyone on this side is up for some fun. Shall we step through and see if our little porn queen feels the same?”

With a sexy smile on her luscious lips, Rissa took his hand and nodded. “After you.”


Anna smiled warmly at him when Crispin stepped through into her bedroom. Her eyes widened as Rissa, and then Randy followed him over. She gave them a cursory glance, her eyes lingering a bit longer on Rissa before returning to Crispin.

“What’s all of this?” she asked.

He gave her a reassuring smile. “This is my friend Randy, and Rissa—my…”

“Girlfriend,” Rissa supplied. She squeezed his hand and he looked down to see her cock an eyebrow at him.

“Girlfriend, right.”

The human’s soft, husky laugh floated over him and Cris turned his attention back to her.

“Dare I ask why you brought them here?” she queried.

Stepping forward, Randy left Crispin staring at his broad back while he addressed Anna.

“Cris thought you might like an alternate diversion,” he offered. “You know, since he’s taken now.”

“Really?” Anna leaned to look at Crispin behind Randy and grinned mischievously. “Are you and Rissa staying? I’ve got an idea, but I think you already knew that and planned for it.” She returned her attention to Randy. “Isn’t that right, handsome?”

Randy nodded. “Damn straight.” He fell silent for a moment, then stepped back to look at each of them. “So, um, sex. We should have it, yes?”

Crispin glanced at the girls and the four of them burst into laughter.

~*~

Copyright © 2011 Danielle Gavan

Danielle Gavan
Paranormal and Erotic Romance Author


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