The Adventures of Wonderslut, Installment Three

Over a suburb of Denver, Felicity Plumswindle, aka Wonderslut, turned off the Maserati’s jet engines and coasted to a soft landing on the local high school football field.

“Sa-weet.“ Sitting next to her in the Slutmobile, Jason whistled through his teeth. “But doesn’t anyone ever spot you landing or taking off?”

“Only that one time in Roswell,” she answered as she turned on the piston engine and drove onto the surface street.

“Hey, can I drive back?” He gave her the boyish grin that always made her warm and runny inside.

“Not until you get a pilot’s license,” she said. “Besides, I have a feeling you’re going to be too tired to do much of anything after we complete this mission.”

“My first. I hope I don’t fuck it up.”

“Fuck it up, down, and every which way but loose.“ She made a left onto Desperate’s street. “That’s what we’re here for.”

Peering through the windshield, Felicity spotted the house number and pulled into the driveway behind a sports car and a small SUV. After climbing out, she glanced around, assessing the situation. A small house - one story so they wouldn’t have to deal with any upstairs windows. No sign of an alarm system.

Jason came up on her side. “What do you think?”

“Let’s look for a back entrance.” They followed a gravel path around the corner of the house and found a door under a rose arbor.

“Nice little love nest Dave and Desperate have here,” Jason said.

“Let’s see if we can bring some passion to paradise.” Felicity reached into the pocket sewn into her cape and pulled out her lock pickers. One fit perfectly, and she let them both in and closed the door behind them. They found themselves in a kitchen with a promising corridor leading off to one side. Felicity nodded in that direction, and Jason followed her silently into the hall. Toward the end, the sound of soft snoring came to them through an open door.

Dave and Eileen were tangled around each other under the covers, forming one lump of love. Felicity sighed. That didn’t look half bad - something she might find for herself some day when she retired from making sure all deserving people had orgasms. At that point, she could devote herself to one lover and settle down. Bake pies, plant a garden, knit booties. Yeah, and pull weeds, wash diapers, and clean green gunk out of the fridge. Ahem.

She glanced over to find Jason staring at her with a kind of soft look in his eyes. “What are you looking at?”

He shook himself. “Nothing.”

“Let’s get to work.”

One of the sleeping beauties roused. Eileen pushed bangs out of her face and sat up. Her gaze didn’t focus for a moment, but when it did, her eyes went wide. “Wonderslut?”

“One and the same,” Felicity answered.

Eileen spotted Jason, or The Piston, in his snug unitard. Her eyes went wide with appreciation. “Who’s he?”

“Yeah, who is he?” That came from Dave, who’d also awakened and now sat with his arm draped possessively over Eileen’s shoulders.

“We’re all going to have to be flexible tonight,” Felicity said. “No negatives, no inhibitions.”

“Please, darling.” Eileen’s adoring eyes gazed into Dave’s. “We discussed this.”

“Are you sure, angel face?” he answered. “I love you just the way you are.”

“But I want to make you happy in every way there is, honey.”

Oh, brother. This sweetness would give Felicity cavities in another minute. “You’re a good guy, Dave, and we’re going to make this good for you, too.”

Dave took a moment to give Felicity the once-over. “Does that mean…”

“You get to fuck Wonderslut,” she answered. “I personally guarantee that.”

Dave turned to Eileen. “You sure you don‘t mind?”

“If it’ll help us…”

“Okay.” Dave straightened his shoulders into a posture of the gallant warrior, willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Bullshit, of course, but kind of cute. In fact, pretty much everything about Dave was kind of cute. She might get her own reward out of this. All in a night’s work.

She centered herself for a moment, letting the more primitive parts of her mind have free rein over pure intellect. The familiar energy flowed through her, and she channeled it through her heart and out of her fingertips in a gesture toward Dave. As she’d intended, the light blanket over his midsection tented up as he got a very nice hard-on. Yes, very nice.

“Wonderslut!” he said. “You can really do that?”

“Only for good, Dave, and I plan to make it good. For everyone.”

“Hot damn.” He tossed back the covers, reached into the fly of his pajamas, and pulled out his rigid cock. “I‘m for that.”

“Let’s start with a little girl talk.” Felicity sat next to Eileen. “You can’t come at all?”

Eileen stared into her own lap. “Except in dreams.”

“Is Dave ever in those dreams?” Felicity asked.

“Yes,” Eileen answered softly.

“Don’t be ashamed of that, girl,” Felicity said. “Be glad.”

Dave put his hand on his lover’s shoulder. “I’m so proud, angel.”

“We’re going to make it so you can climax in real life.” Felicity lifted Eileen’s chin and looked directly into her face. She was a pretty, little thing - the sort who pulled at all of Wonderslut’s protective instincts. Just the sort of person she had pledged to help. “Let’s start with oral sex.”

“But that’s so…” Eileen bit her lip for a moment. “…messy.”

“Sex is messy. That‘s half the fun.” It’d probably get majorly messy before the evening had ended. “You mean Dave has never kissed your pussy before?”

“I’ve offered,” Dave said.

“And you’ve never kissed Dave…er…there, either?” Good Lord, when was the last time she’d called a cock “there”?

“I want to make him happy,” Eileen said. “I just can’t do that.”

“You can, and you will, and you’ll like it. Tonight.” Felicity nodded her head toward Jason. “Later on, I’ll show you how with the Piston.”

Jason’s face almost split with a smile. It looked rather dumb on a guy in a superhero outfit. Come to think of it, most men turned to mush at the promise of some head. In fact, Jason and Dave resembled twins right now, both grinning like bastards.

“Here’s what we’re going to do,” Felicity went on. “I’m going to help you relax while Dave and the Piston give you an orgasm. Want to try it?”

While Felicity shrugged out of her cape and removed her boots, Dave helped his lover off with her nightgown and undressed himself, easing his pajama bottoms around the impressive boner Wonderslut had just given him. To protect the bed, Jason also took off his footware as Felicity positioned herself at the top of the bed. Sitting cross-legged, she took Eileen’s head into her lap and massaged her temples. After a few seconds, she gave Eileen a bit of the same charge that had worked so well on Dave. Eileen let out a little yip, and her eyes flew open.

“Relax,” Felicity whispered. “Just relax and enjoy.”

Eileen swallowed and nodded.

“My sidekick is going to love your breasts for a minute. That’ll feel good, won’t it?” Felicity gave Eileen another dose of sexual charge. This time Eileen eased into it, moaning and stretching herself out to signal her readiness. Nodding, Felicity signaled to Jason that he could begin. He went right to work by taking one of Eileen’s nipples into his mouth and stroking the other one with his palm.

Dave propped himself on his lover’s other side and pressed his mouth to her ear. “This is all for you, honey. I want you to be happy.”

In her years as Avenger of the Non-Orgasmic, Felicity had seen all the different sides of human nature. Usually, the problems between people started with someone’s selfishness. Very rarely did she run into a guy like Dave - a man who deserved nothing but the best. He’d have that tonight, and if Wonderslut could work wonders with people’s sex lives - and she certainly could - Dave would spend the rest of his life with an insatiable lover in Eileen.

The lady in question had already lost some of her inhibition, and had now buried her fingers in Jason’s hair as he circled his tongue around one nipple and used his fingers to tease the other. Her breath had turned shallow and rapid, punctuated by gasps from time to time. Dave’s hand wandered over Eileen’s ribs and downward toward her belly. Briefly, he glanced up at Felicity for approval, and she smiled back. When he touched the lips between Eileen’s legs, she tensed, but Felicity rubbed her temples, and she relaxed again with a sigh.

Moving slowly, Dave positioned himself between his lover’s thighs and covered her pussy with his mouth. This time, Eileen’s shudder came from pleasure, not alarm.

“Oh,” she said. “Oh, that’s good.”

“You bet,” Felicity said.

Dave continued with his lips and tongue. He obviously knew what he was doing because Eileen’s breath became labored and uneven. After a moment, Felicity’s imagination started wandering to the hot spot between her own legs and how great it would feel to have one of the guys giving her what Eileen was enjoying. Every time she stimulated someone else with the powers of her mind, she got a bit of a jolt herself. She’d done it for both Dave and Eileen, and damn it all, she needed some of the same treatment the other woman was getting. Sometimes making sure everyone else got satisfied was a bitch.

As Eileen’s sighs turned to cries of pleasure, Felicity let herself plan what she’d do with one or both of the men. After all, she needed to demonstrate for Eileen how to satisfy Dave. She’d ride one of those happy woodies or maybe alternate between the two. She could keep both of them hard for hours if it would benefit this good couple. Yeah, she’d feel good by doing good. Exactly why she’d gone into this line of work.

“Wonderslut?”

What the… She looked down to discover that Eileen’s eyes had opened. Jason was still working his magic on her breasts, and Dave hadn’t stopped lavishing his attention on her pussy. Why hadn’t the woman surrendered to all that goodness yet?

“What’s wrong?” Felicity asked.

“I can ‘t…I just can’t,” Eileen answered.

“Of course, you can.” Telling the woman to relax would have the opposite effect, so Felicity reached back down into her brain…all the way to id…and pulled out the most primitive desires she could find. She shot them through her fingertips into Eileen’s temples.

The woman’s eyes closed, and her jaw tensed. “Oh…my…God.”

“That’s it. Let it happen.” And fast, so Felicity could get some satisfaction for the throbbing in her own pussy.

“Yes, yes, yesssss!” Finally, Eileen climaxed. And how. Her hips jerked upward, but Dave held on, finishing her.

When it ended, Eileen sagged into a puddle of flesh, moaning softly. Felicity eased Eileen’s head onto the pillow and stretched her legs to work out some kinks. “As good as your dreams?”

Eileen opened her eyes and sighed. “Better. Much, much better.”

“And what do you want to do to thank Dave for all his work?”

“You don’t have to do anything, honey,” Dave said. “You’ve made me so proud.”

“Doesn’t work that way, Dave.” Felicity crooked a finger, indicating he should sit up. “The loving should go in both directions. Isn’t there something you’d really like Eileen to do?”

“Well…”

“Time to learn how to pleasure your man, Eileen,” Felicity said.

“With my mouth?” Eileen croaked.

“There you go. I knew you’d be a quick learner.” Felicity tapped Jason on the shoulder. “I’ll demonstrate on the Piston if that’s okay with him.”

“I think I can manage.” Jason rose to a kneeling position. The bulge under his unitard proved that he’d managed very well, indeed. She reached to his fly. “Watch what I do and give Dave the same treatment.”

Now that Eileen has had great oral sex, will she return the favor for Dave? Will Dave get to fuck Wonderslut, as Felicity has promised? In the meantime, what’s going on outside at the Slutmobile?

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Slip Slide and Away…

Ahh.. and here we are dear readers, back again talking about great sex toys.

Today's Topic: LUBE

But before I get into that and tell you my favorite, I have something sensitive to cover: Shaving.

Most men act like this is only a woman's role, obviously, I'm not counting the shaving they daily do/or do not do on their own faces. We shave our legs and underarms, our bikini area, closer in where the bikini does not cover - and even do some artful trimming. Having no hair in certain areas ensures better access to those areas by your lover.

If it can be touched, it can be licked. If it can be fondled it can be sucked. So answer me this: Who in the hell wants hair in their mouth or... ugh... stuck in their teeth?

I've opened many a lover's eye to the joys of shaving. Here's my party line as I slaver up their unmentionables while holding a razor in my hand: It makes it look bigger, and every place that is hair-free will get a TON of attention.

Need I say more?

Men! Get out those razors and shave with care. Your partners have eager and loving mouths just waiting to explore you. Seriously. I'm not kidding. If you haven't done any man-scaping at this point in your life then you should and someone should smack your partner for accepting anything less.

Dilapidation has been around since before the Kama Sutra was written-- servants were employed strictly to hand-tweeze the genitalia of the wealthy. And the mere thought of tweezing that most sensitive of areas leaves me shuddering.

Okay - moving on past the uncomfortable hygiene lesson. Once you're smooth and ready for action here is the product to try:



The BEST lubrication I've ever used, and one I would buy stock in the company if I could, is Pjur, Original Formula, Super Concentrated Body Glide made by a company in Germany and available worldwide (but of course you can buy it right at Drugstore.com. Isn't that place just great?).

This product is fabulous for so many reasons - first, it's highly concentrated. Very little goes a long, long way - please keep that in mind when you use it (and it makes the price that much easier to understand). It is odorless and almost tasteless, although I can detect a little taste and so I plan accordingly on when to apply it. It lasts through long encounters. Having to re-lube or have the friction overpower the lube is never fun. Choosing a good product right out of the gate never cuts into the moment, it only enhances it. And last, but certainly not least, it never gets sticky, it stays the same throughout the encounter.

Here are some of the reviews online - and out of 73, almost all were 4 and 5 stars (giving it an overall rating of 4.5)

We discovered this product years ago and it is simply the best lubricant on the market. We've tried other "premium" lubricants and, frankly, they just don't hold a candle to this one. It's long lasting, isn't sticky, and washes off easily. Sure it's a bit on the expensive side, but you use much less than you do for other brands of lubricant. Well worth the extra $ in our opinion. Plus, the cap stays on tightly preventing accidental leaks. All in all probably the best lubricant we've ever used.

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Pricey, but lasts for a few years. Just a few drops are plenty to lubricate making every thrust very smooth. Extremely enjoyable!

**personal observation here - a few years?  They need to have more sex!! Maybe six to nine months, but years? Eek-gads!

I was introduced to this product by a boyfriend years ago and have kept an eye out for it ever since!! Not only did I find it here, the price is significantly lower than a store I happened to find it at the week after I got my order from here delivered! You don't need a lot, and by that I mean start with one drop and see if you need a second, the reapplication is almost never needed, and it just makes the whole experience that much better, be it boyfriend or toybox you are spending the evening with!

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Due to post menopause and sjogren's sydrome the issue of intercourse had been an impossibility for over 5 years. Now I have returned confidence and intimacy with my partner. This product is fantastic. No more burning or friction. Forget the replens product.

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It takes some getting used to if you use water-based lubes most of the time, but in the end it's worth it. I have been searching for the best "backdoor" lube and have tried a lot of great products, but this one really takes the cake - the greatest selling point is that it does not need to be re-wetted. It's also thick enough that you don't need to use very much, and it warms up instantly - none of those "this might be cold" moments, haha. Like others have mentioned, it does not get sticky, and makes skin very soft and nice-feeling! You need to use less, and it lasts forever, so even though it costs more, it lasts a lot longer than other lubes, and is well worth the price, to me. However, I have found it is not really suitable to use with silicone toys as it seems to melt them a little (oops) and is very difficult to wash off.

I've been using it for over ten years now, when it used to be called Eros, and if this company ever goes under I'll be buying the stuff by the case to ensure I never run out in my lifetime.

C.J.'s Rating: Five Big O's

Little known fact for another reason why to have lube on hand: Women who take baths (over showers) may not get the fast response from their bodies they are used to (and thus, may require assistance from an outside lubrication) - the warm water leeches moisture from their skin. All of their skin, inside and out.

So even if you're soaking in the tub with the latest erotica book, gearing yourself up to seduce your husband, or enjoying a soak in anticipation to a pre-arranged lover's tryst - please be aware that the bath water will leave you not as "ready" as you might like (or as ready as your mind is after all that sexy reading!).

Lube is every lover's friend. It will allow you to explore positions and openings you may not have in the past, it can help give you a satisfying quickie, it can speed up your enjoyment of a tryst if your lover is large and your body isn't accommodating as fast as you'd like, it can make those toys feel incredible, and as you age it can help replace the natural moisture your body produces due to less hormones.

Pjur is a silicone based lube. This is important! Do not use it with silicone based toys. It creates a surface reaction on the toy that breaks down the item's silicone, causing it to deteriorate and lose the slickness that makes silicone toys so special. For these types you'll need a water-based lubricant.

A good one I've found is called Wet. But it still isn't as good as the Pjur, so that means I don't buy many silicone toys. Yes, I like the product that much. Oh and in doing research for this post for online links, I discovered there is a new product called Pjur Aqua that is a water based product, so I'll be buying that today to see how well it works. The reviews were split on whether it was any good, so who knows.

Grab that lube and get your freaky on! The fun has just begun!

~C.J.

Working Late

Content advisory: m/f graphic sex, light BDSM elements

Brenda finished typing and hit save. The blasted report that Mr. Carswell demanded to have on his desk first thing tomorrow was finally finished. She arched her back and glanced at the clock. Holy cripes, after ten? Time to head home and get some sleep before coming back early in the morning.

She hit the key to print and gathered her things together. After collecting the sheets of paper from her printer, Brenda went to Carswell’s office and laid a copy in the middle of his desk. On the way out, she laid a second copy on his secretary’s desk. She’d learned her lesson about covering her ass the last time he pulled this stunt.

Heading down the hallway and dreaming of her bed, Brenda slowed as she neared her own office. A shadow worked its way across her open door. Someone was in her office. This late at night, no one else should be here.

As she debated what she should do, the shadow moved again and a man stepped out into the hall.

“Dan Barnett, you scared the crap out of me.” Relief tinged her admonition and she took a moment to drink him in.

While she normally didn’t date co-workers, Dan was an exception that she was willing to make. If he’d been interested, that is. She’d flirted with him, but as yet, he hadn’t taken the bait. Tall and buff with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, he was the epitome of tall, dark and handsome.

“Sorry, Bren. I saw your light on and came to walk you to your car. If you’re done?” His husky voice sent an erotic shiver dancing down her spine.

Shaking those thoughts away, she nodded. “Yep. Just delivered it to Carswell’s office. Let me get my things.”

She slid past him, surprised when he didn’t move, forcing her to brush against him. He usually went out of his way to keep his distance. The slight touch was enough to ignite her libido, despite her fatigue. Her nipples hardened, poking through the thin lace bra and silk blouse she wore.

Heat roared its way up her cheeks and she averted her gaze. How embarrassing. One small, inadvertent touch and she was primed to go. Hopefully he wouldn’t notice.

Rounding her desk, she leaned over to retrieve her purse from the bottom desk drawer. A caress down the right globe of her ass had her springing back up and turning to face him.

“Dan? What—”

Dan leaned his big body into hers, trapping her against the desk. “I love your ass, Brenda. Every time you walk by my office, that shake of yours gets me hot.”

Leaning into her, Dan nipped at her neck and crowded closer, the evidence of his arousal poked at her belly.

Brenda released a moan and tilted her head back to give him better access to the sensitive skin near her ear. She’d thought of this moment, masturbated to thoughts of him, but never believed it would happen. He’d never shown her anything, but friendship.

“What’s gotten into you? You’ve never been interested in me.” Brenda pushed at his chest and he lifted those sinful lips, though he didn’t move away from her.

“Oh, I’ve been interested, but unavailable until now.”

“What do you mean?”

“When I first started here, I had a girlfriend.”

“You don’t now?”

“No, we’ve been over for a while now. Was I wrong about your interest?” His dark eyes turned serious and he started to back away.

Brenda grabbed his shirt and pulled him back in. “No. This is just unexpected, not unwelcome.”

With her words, the fire lit his eyes, turning them into molten chocolate and he claimed her mouth in a kiss so hot, she was surprised the fire alarm didn’t go off.

His tongue slid across hers like velvet and explored every crevice, stoking the blaze inside her higher and higher. She wrapped her leg around his hip and pulled him even closer as his hand found her breast.

Her hands tunneled through his hair and she tried to get closer, rubbing her pussy against the erection straining his pants.

Breaking away, Dan dropped his head on her shoulder, panting. “If we keep this up, I won’t be able to control myself.”

“Who said I wanted you to?” Brenda fumbled with his belt buckle until if finally pulled free. The button and zipper came next. His hard dick all but jumped out at her. “Commando?”

He lifted head and started to answer, but she’d started stroking his cock and a groan was all that made it out.

After a minute of fondling him and rubbing the pre-cum on his mushroom tip, he pulled her blouse open. She heard the ping of plastic buttons hitting her desktop and mourned the loss of one of her favorite blouses. Then his hot breath surrounded the pert tips poking through her bra and she forgot about her clothes.

He sucked one nipple into his mouth and bit lightly. The small bite of pain laced with pleasure raced through her, urging her higher. One of Dan’s hands slid up her leg to her panties. He rubbed his finger along the wet spot there before nudging them aside and plunging his finger inside her moist heat.

Writhing against him, Brenda fell into the rhythm he’d set as he added another digit and then a third. Her climax quickly built, she was so close. She moaned, reaching for the pinnacle and just as she was sure to reach it, Dan withdrew his fingers.

“No!” Her protest had too much whine in it to be effective.

“Don’t worry, baby. I’ll take care of you.”

Dan whirled her around and she splayed across her desktop. Yanking her skirt up and her panties down, he leaned forward and bit her where her neck met her shoulder. A shiver worked through her and she wondered at the bit of pain enhancing her pleasure.

A rustling sound behind her prompted her to look over her shoulder. Dan rolled a condom over his thick cock before grabbing her hips and entering her in one push. Arching her back to take him deeper, Brenda lifted her ass.

In the next instant, Dan’s hand came down on her cheek. The smack startled her, but her body seemed to respond reflexively, leaning into him. Another stinging slap and another, he rained blows on her ass until both globes heated beneath his ministrations.

The spanking turned Dan on as well. The more she pleaded for more, the harder and deeper he thrust into her. The tension in her body pulled back like the string on a bow. Tighter and tighter and tighter. She was going to come. Almost there.

Dan smoothed his hands over her flaming butt and then slid around to pinch her clit. That one extra bit of stimulation was all it took to tip her over the edge. The bow snapped and the arrow let loose in a torrential explosion of sensation.

Stars shot across her closed eyelids and she screamed, loud, as the biggest orgasm she’d ever had flooded her nerve endings. Dan pumped one, two more times before he grunted behind her and held himself still.

Brenda fell forward on her desk, her legs unable to hold her any longer. After a moment, Dan withdrew his cock and disposed of the condom.

“Wow. Glad I had to work late. That made it worth it.”

“Happy to oblige.”

Pulling her panties and righting her skirt, she felt suddenly shy. What if he thought she did this with just anyone? That she was easy? What if this was all he wanted?

Cursing herself for allowing her body to overrule her brain, she rooted in her desk for a couple of safety pins she’d stashed away. They would hold her blouse together long enough for her to get home.

While she repaired her blouse, she could hear Dan dressing himself. Callused fingers slid under her chin and lifted her face, forcing her to face him.

Serious chocolate eyes bored into hers. “I’m honored that you shared that with me.”

Heat flamed her cheeks and she knew a blush had broken out across her fair skin.

“I’d like to take you out.”

“What?”

“I know we did things a little backward, but I want to be with you. You’re a special lady and your friendship has been great, but I’d like us to take our relationship to the next level.”

“Really?”

“Really. Dinner tomorrow?”

“Sounds great.”

Dan walked her out to her car. As she let the engine warm up, she rolled down her window. He cupped her neck and drug her forward for a long, slow kiss.

A promise of things to come.

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~~Scarlett Jameson~~
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